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are we in the same condition

An elderly man
in Mumbai calls his son in   New York  and says,
‘I hate to
ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a
divorce; 35 years of marriage… and that much misery is enough!’

‘Dad,
what are you talking about?’ the son screams.

‘We can’t stand the sight
of each other any longer,’ the old man says.

‘We’re sick of each other,
and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in   Hong Kong
 and tell her!’

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on
the phone.

‘Like heck they’re getting divorced,’ she shouts, ‘I’ll take
care of this.’

She calls Mumbai immediately, and screams at the old man,
‘You are not getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m
calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then , don’t do
a thing, DO YOU HEAR??’ and she hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and
turns to his wife.  ’Okay’, he says, ‘It’s all set. They’re both coming for
Diwali and paying their own
airfare!!’
 

 


MORAL:

No
man / woman is busy in this world all 365 days.

The sky is not going to
fall down if you take few days LEAVE and meet your dear ones.

OFFICE WORK
IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE and MONEY MAKING IS NOT EVERYTHING IN
LIFE.





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  1. Bash says

    Hilarious trick…….. with wonderful message……… thanks

  2. AAMEEN KHAN says

    Nice way to call back……… earlier also i hv read it somewhere.