Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of
the pond increases. How?
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A - The other 9 fish are crying……………..
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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,
RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when
all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa
stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri
fell down from the wall !!!… WHY ???
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coz, they all started clapping !!!!
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Whatz a PJ ?
Obviously “a poor joke”
Whatz a (P + i J)?
- A “complex poor joke”
Why don’t people laugh on a “complex poor joke”
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- Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary.
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A railway station beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the
question?
“So, which platform are you working on?”
wow! loved the beggar joke the best.
ha ha ha ………….nice jokes