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Little Monster Again……

Hi….. all of u, remenber that little monster (in Bachpan & some more Bachpan). Yesterday she has hit another six…… but this time her Dad became the victim……


She asked to her dad ” hum shaadi kab karenge”…..? sabke ghar main shaadi hoti hai, humare hi ghar main nahin hui aaj tak….


Kiski???? pahele aap bade to ho jao???????


To phi mummy ki kar do…. woh to kafi badi ho gai hain…… plz papa kar do na…….


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Surprise

“Bahut door talak aya kissa mera, phir bhi tujhe se na nibhya gya rishta mera” She is still confused after receving his call……….” see u at 6:30 pm at same place ( where they  use to meet earlier).Exactly it start with his call…….at that point of time she was at office working on some project & quite busy with discussion with her team, ph started to sing…. Zara -zara bahakta hai.. aaj to man mera.( shoked) it have been months to here this tone which specially assign to his no. she has picked her ph & vertually ran towards lobby. hello…. i will be reaching to ur city with in next 1 hr….. see u at 6:30pm at same place.

What does he mean, we r still having a relationship? it have been three years they met only twice in public or in some party. He wants to get everything finalze or everything will be over now.She is scared a lot.. atleast she is having only his love with nothing else……. kya woh bhi aaj chin jayega?

His mind was flooded with thoughts.Its 6:00 pm, she left for rest room, looking at herself in the mirror, she realize today, she has put on some weight & her complexionis little bit fairer now. she drped the thought of touch up for lipstic or eye liner. every thing is ok…. let me see what future holds for me, left office at 6:15 pm…. she started to walk towards that particuler spot, He is no where. she looked here & there. But no sign, stared at wrist watch, it 6:30 pm. suddenly a hand came behind her with one rose ” Happy new year love” new year??????/// Are to kya hua 2008 mai pahli baar mil raha hun. He appeare in front of her now. where were u i was not able to locate u she asked suprisingly. Sweet heart i was inside the car & u still expecting me on bike, abe kuchh achha bhi soca karo….. ok… sorry baba she replied. “Happy Valentine day”  she expeted this rose also.

Come i will take u for long drive today,

but mummy & brother will be worried….

Hey … Sara Zindagi unhi logo ke saath rahene ka irada bana rkha hai, chal baith gadi main,

as she entered he just pounced upon her………. lots of pink gulla on her….. “Happy Holi” yaar tum ye kya kar rahe saare festival with in 10 minutes mai mana dale…… she was little bit irritated this time…. coz her cloths spoiled now.

plz calm down now i want do anything……. chalo tumhe shopping kra deta hun phie drive par chalna. He has taken her to her fav. boutique selected a nice pink saree & a suit also. he asked to change her cloths now in boutique itself, coz mignt be it will take long to see her in that saree….

It is litt. kidish she replied & gone for change. she came up wraped  in pink saree. He was too… happy that day. he put his car on road with sterio on….. with  Pal Pal dil ke pass tum rahti ho….She realized he has not changed a bit yet. He still feels in the same way, & she was thinking….. blah… blah…..

He has taken her to Temple this time, two friends were already there, she feels uncomfartable this time coz he never has any intention to show their relation ship in public but this time what the hell he planed………

Call the pandit he sugggested one of his friend, punditji was already sitting with garlands & pooja samgri, He sat down there & asked her to sit beside him ….. you know all these was the marriage ceremony he was performing……she was happy but helpless to exclaimed any emotion. she did what eve pundit asked them to do.

They were sitting on stairs of temple, laughing & joking, One of the friend Archie aaj se aap hamari bhabhi ho. Hum ko bhi subha hi pata chla is baare.. & we r happy for both of.

When they were returning to town he just soped the car, taken her in his arms, kissed her & asked do u feel that i ever forghet u. She noded, he proceed further that one of his friend met her bro last week in some gethering he asked about ur well being to ur bro. during discussion they came to know that ur family is in proccess to search a good match for u. On the same day i called this naughty fellow, the he happliy informed that archie ki bh shaadi ho jayegi jaldi…….. phir to main phatapht leave apply karke bhaga……. mera saari jindagi bachelor rahne ka irada nahin tha…

Kissed her again, this time he was paid in the same coin, Now i drop u some where near to ur house, next month i will come with ur mom in law, off course to meet my mom in law……..

She get off the car & waived her hand before entering in her complex. This time It was difficult for him to leave her newly weded bride, but he have to go coz he wants to tell his mom the entire episode & ask her blessing………… & come again to take her along with them

 

 

 

 

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April Fool

Yaar First April to gya par is baar sms dher saare aaye hain…… ( Matalab ki jam ke april fool bnaya dosto ne……. )

Kuchh aap logo se  bhi  share karne ka mood hai aaj………..

PEPSI ke liye Kareena,
THUMPSUP ke liye Akshay,
FANTA ke liye Rani,
COKE ke liye Ash..

tum tension mat lo HARPIC ke liye tumhe hee chunenge!

Ur the best!

 

 

Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi neend
Unki meethi avaz mein jati hai raat beet

Is liye kehta hu ye risk na uthao
All out lagao machar bhagao

 

 

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi…

Ek to jhella nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi

 

 

Potato, Tomato, Carrot,
Brinjal, Cauliflower, Cucumber,
Beans, Apple, Banana!!

Are yaar, kya dekh rahe ho?
Pure veg message hai,
Aaram se forward karo!!

 

If Reliance Launches A Daiper What Will Be The Slogan??

“karlo Susu Chadi Mein”
Dhirubahi Ka Sapna….
Har Bachche Ke Kachche Mein Daiper Apna Apna

 

Hey krishna aaj barsaat ho jaye Kam se kam ek katori pani bhar jaye!

Jo mujhe SmS na karte ho,
uska mobile usme doob jaye

NA RAHEGA PHONE
NA BAJEGI TONE

 

Name:Don
Bapu:Gangster
Bhai:Munna Bhai
Add:36 china Town
Guru:Bluff Master
Dushman: Sarkar
Khoon: Ab tak 56
Sms bhejo warna 57!

& Last But the no the LEAST

 

Jab Tum Aaine Ke Paas Jaate Ho
To Aainaa Kaheta Hai
Beautiful.. Beautiful..

Aur Jab Aaine Se Door Jaate Ho
To Aainaa Kaheta Hai
April Fool.. April Fool..

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Love…

Aisa DOSTANA hamara,

 

Mai KASHTI tu kinara,

 

Mai DHANUSH tu teer,

 

Mai MATAR tu paneer,

 

Mai VARSHA tu badal,

 

Mai RAJMA tu chawal,

 

Mai HOT tu cool,

 

Mai APRIL tu..FOOL (Kya socha tha ki acchi si love story ya poem hogi??????)

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Some More Bachpan

Yesterday this little monster had hit a six again:

She ask for suji halwa in breakfast:

Isme… ye chane (grams) mat dala kro….. mother just surprised” chane kahan hai?????”

Ye dekho bowl main………………halwe main……….. ( she means cashew & almonds)

Mother was just sitting like a statue over there.

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Bachpan

Abhi kal meri friend ki 4 year old beti apni maa ko bolti hai ” mujhko madam (School Teacher) ne bola hai Gaajar khana Chahiye, sehat ke liye achha hai. Is liye aap mujhe gaajar ka halwa bna kar do.”

Par usme woh mat dalna

Kya??? Kishmish

Nahi, wo to daal do, woh mat dalna.

Kya? doodh…..

nahin woh bhi daal do.

phir chini nahi daalun?

 

nahin.. nahin… woh bhi daal do…..

ARE..e…e.. phir kya nahi dalun??? Gaajar mat dalna….. mujhe achhi nahi lagti…..

 

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Untitled

Thanx to all of u who visited my iland & read my last post & appriciated. i m little bit timid to say  that it was personal, any ways who don’t like the end plz read below & have blaster…..


 


Why do we all marry?

Bcoz romance is not
the only element of life.

We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.


 


Baap: Beta is bar tujhe exam me 90% lana hai !
Beta: Nahi Dad, mai to is bar 100% launga !!

Baap: Kyo Mazak kar rahe ho?
Beta: Shuru kisne kiya tha ?


 


Wife: Mere Iradein Bade Nek Hai,
Aap 1000 Mein Ek Hain…

Banta: Mera Dimag Bada Tez Hai,
Pehle Yeh Bata, Baki 999 Kaun Hai?


 


Dhirubhai from heaven : “Beta Mukesh kaisa chal raha hai apna Reliance”

Mukesh : “Hello kon bol raha hai? Thik se sunai nahi deta….. Call me on my Airtel Mobile.”

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My Love

It was late night on 13 Feb…..she was sleeping, her mobile started to sing… zara…zara bahakta hai…aaj to man mera. it was his call. ji kahiye….? whats up?he asked. nothing just trying to sleep, where r u? i am infront of ur society. i just wanna to see u.Oh god it must be very late infect 11:45 pm (she looked at clock) u just go back. A big NO came as reply. I just wanna to see u before 14th start infect i want to be with my love as valentine day start. Horrible was the only thought came in her mind. how can she manage, nobody at home & he wants to meet me at this time. Shall i come  outside she mumbled. No somebody will recognize u. coz people are still roaming here & there might be they are also celebrating, he informed. OK … phir kya karun? Open ur door i m infront of ur home now. No……….No…..Plz… nobody at home. thats good news aaj to mil kar jaunga. open the door janu. Dooe opened & he sliped inside. A beautiful rose in his hand with a naughty smile… its for u. thanks ab jao. Abhi to kuchh aur bhi hai, now the chocolate came out from his jacket. Thik hai same to u. Are sadoo aise wish karte hai kya? phir kya karun she asked. give me a hug. she was in his arms” happy velentine day” he gave kiss on her forhead,now it was on her cheek…. her lips… on her neck. she tried to control herself but useless. after 15 minutes they both were in her bad. she was speachless, just back from heaven. she got her love for entire life. He smiled once again kissed her forehead. Ab Jaun…?he asked.he started towards main door, she was still standing near bad. He just turn after reaching the main door, open his arms. she ran & just hold him tight to her. Now this notorious guy pull out some thing from his pocket. OH God! it was a diamond ring. He kneel down infront of her & proposed.

Next day at office with ring in her finger, she felt at seventh heaven, he asked for some file. She was trying to locate that, he just came near to her & said ” happy velentine day luv” i will try ta make ur entire life a velentine day. & that file at my table itself don’t bother about that…………………………….a small box on her table, opened it a bracelate in it !!!!!!!!!!

& in evening call bell rang, (every body at home),she opened the door & seen his naughty face with smile. straight gone to her mother to say hello, Aunty i was just passing thru, i thought apkao hello bolta chalun. Mother replied han beta kyon nahi…. betho. Are beta chai to piyoge. nahin aunty coffee will be fine. Her mother asked her to prepare some coffee for him.she entered in kitchen & stratred to prepare coffee.

Just entered behind her he told in loud voice are…e…. sugar kum dalna. jyada meetha nahi chahiye.Pulled her towards him kissed her & said i cant sleep without seeing ur face tonight thats why… i create this drama. Once again his hand came out from his pocket….. It was a beautiful pair of silver Payal (anklets). Please isko office mat pahan ke aana……. aur jab tak shaadi ke liye han nahin kahogi sara bank balance aise hi khatam kar doonga. phir mat that u require a house or car…..

That was her first velentine day. now last 3 years on every velentine day, she wait for him but the distance between two cities are lying between two hearts also………………..

 

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Joke

Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed - “Guess who ?”

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A: A divorce lawyer  ; )

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