Dear Friend,
This one is a forward msg but worth sharing with you alllll………….!!! 
If you are that girl what will be your reaction……..please dont ask me I fell down from my chair when I read it first time
love,
Vibhs
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…This is a reply to a matrimonial ad in a Bangalore paper
Madam:
I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Bangaloru. Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.
I am a soiled son from inside Karnataka. I am nice and big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a good batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.
I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am jolly. I am gay. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top. That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym.
I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into your hand.
If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the gym.
If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.
Expecting soon,
Yours and only yours,
Rangasamy
haha… . Extremely Naughty & Exclusive …..
too funny ……..bechara!!!!!!!!!! agar usse dulhan mili ho to zaroor batana …….hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Great one! Had a real time laughing out.
awesome n rocking…..
oh my god… i fall down from my chair too….
vihha u made me laugh so loudly that my kids are asking me the reason.main kya kahun?really i almost fell down from the chair.nice one vibha.
Hey Vibhs, I just cant imagine what would have happened to that girl. What an reply it was, just mind blasting :p lol. I hope it is not real, or is it? Please don”t say yes or else I will fall down laughing on the floor
Awe…………………some man.
Kitna innocent banda he .Tum Lakdi log keval packing dekhti ho.Mal nahi
dekhti. Mal se jyada packing par kharch karti ho.
Tumne uski language dekhi, uska ”Bhav”(Rang) nahi dekha,uska dil nahi dekha, uska ”Rang(colour)” nahi dekha.Wo Rangaswami(Sami) he means wo har bhav jee sakta he.He is swami means ”Malik/Pati”by birth.
Respect him & inform us for getting sweets.
hahahaha, zarrur milegey isse ladki…
This is nice one…. enjoyed a lot.
This is hilarious, Vibhuti …… it actually gives laughing shocks.
The Ranga swamy is swamy of colors.He has shown his colours in his matrimony proposal in a funny manner.Thank you for sharing it with us.
Vibhs, Ranga seems to be made for you and you only!!!! hahhahahhaha — excellent post.
SOme of my frndz on iLand askedm wot wud me my reaction if it was actually sent to me. My dear frndz…… I don tknow wot i wud hv done if that was praposal for me coz m still not able to come out of those laughing shocks
:D
Funny one Vibhs… :-)) and how on the earth did u manage to get those smileys there?
thanks for sharing this matrimony proposal :-)))))) bhagwan karey ki Rangasamy ko jaldi hi unki dulhan mil jaye..:-)))
this guy is a dampener to my spirits…i always prided myself as an open and bold guy… now after reading this guy’’s proposal, i must admit that i am nothing in front of him…..
Very interesting indeed. There is a rangasamy in Johannesburg who is a South African I am certain he fits the mold of the writer. Other than falling off the chair…do you really think someone, anyone evenRangasamy could write in that manner or is it your creative spirit coming forward? If it is you, u are very good. If someone else wrote it for Rangasamy I wonder if they are friends of enemies? If this were addressed to you directly how would you react…..?