One Line Humor

     
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

     
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a
referee.

     
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right
and

the other is the husband!

     
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she
agrees

with me.

     
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,
always

with the same person.

     
You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing
them.

     
It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he
still ends up with the same boss.

     
Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between
address books.

 

     
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk

because they have to say something

     
They call our language the mother tongue because the father
seldom

gets to speak!

     
Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

     
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality

just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

     
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.  

     
It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s
like

asking someone, if suicide is better or being
murdered.  

     
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor
has it!