marriage

MARRIAGE: 
It’s an agreement 

wherein 

a man loses his bachelor degree 

and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE: 

Future Tense 

of Marriage

LECTURE: 

An art of transmitting Information 

from the notes of the lecturer 

to the notes of students 

without passing through the minds 

of either

CONFERENCE: 

The confusion of one man 

multiplied by the 

number present

  COMPROMISE: 

The art of dividing 

a cake in such a way that 

everybody believes 

he got the biggest piece