BEFORE AND AFTER MARRIAGE:

BEFORE:

AFTER:

honey , I could die for you

I could kill you

Sweetheart ,let me cook something healthy for you

Let's eat out

We should holiday in Venice

Vizag is fine

I miss you so much..don't be gone too long

Get out of my hair..I need my space

Oh! You encourage me so much to do my work .It motivates me.

You are too pushy and it pressurizes me.

You are so caring. You pamper me to bits

You are too overbearing and controlling. Can you stop that childish shit! Iam not a kid.

Oh! I am going to love the lights out of you for the rest of your life.

Not tonight.

Mmm how do you smell so great all the time? I love the way you smell Delicious

For heaven's sake brush your teeth and while you are at it, Could you have a shower too?

Oh sweetheart, your house is so messy 'let me clean it for you..You are such a baby.

Iam not picking up after you! Don't you dare drop your dirty stuff on the floor.

When are we going to be together again

Yippee! Coming up boy's/girl's night out without spouse.

What gift would you like for your birthday, darling?

Oh come on, everybody forgets a birthday once in a while!

Let's celebrate our love this valentine's day

Noooooooooooo .let us stick to Rama Sene's take on Indian culture.

Your little brother /sister is soooo cute..actually your whole family is adorable.

Inlaws=outlaws

You are so intelligent.

I married a moron.

I would love to dance under the moonlight, on the beach with you in my arms

You crazy??It is too dark to dance. Moreover, Iam in mortal danger of having my toes snapped off by crabs

How can I ever fight with an angel like you?

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I love you

Yeah, I still love you.