The cows are at it again
Folks who have read my previous "cow blogs"know what Iam talking about.just thought would update you on my love-hate relationship with cows.
My Switzerland trip thankfully passed with no major incident with the cows in their land.It was only after I downloaded my pics did I realize how narrowly I missed out being tossed again.In this pic hubby dear n me are posing in front of a farm/meadow ala DDLJ style and suddenly this huge Swiss cow comes into the frame in the background and guess what ?it's eyes have that "mad"look and its horns are pointed straight at my ass! But sometimes or should I say rarely (when it comes to cows n me)I too am lucky and I escaped unhurt.
The second incident is as recent as last month.I joined car driving classes and was driving as every new student with 3hrs driving experience drives.Well you must have guessed ,the cows couldn't live in peace without butting in there too!inspite of me honking like one of those crazed local bus drivers,the cows pretended to be deaf and either kept charging towards my car till I screeched to a halt or swished their tails,shook their backside and splattered the road right in front of my car with their dung(am sure they did it gleefully..stupid,horrible,uncouth cows!)Infact the driving instructor even commented,"what madam,these cows seem to act funny only when you are driving..any connection?"How I wish he knew the truth as to how these cows have been persecuting me over the years and how they get joy out of making my life miserable.(By the way,the instructor blames me for spoiling the car horn and hope you know who really is responsible)
Anyway don't know when they will stop.But ,if the good Lord is listening then god please protect me from all harm and cows.Amen
Lol!!! Can imagine your light madame. I had one horrible experience as a kid when a buffalo came chasing behind me much to my embarassement and dismay. Cheerz!!
i think its gods way of telling youn that ure holidaying too much and women are not meant to drive ;-)))
amen…:))
u are not the only one I have same experience with Buffelloes when I ride bycile.we must send our prayers to God together.
IN NEXT BIRTH I WISSH TO BE BORN SWISS COW! GRAZING CAREFREE AMIDST BEAUTIFUL NATURE!
o yeah.. we do remember all those rendezvous you have with your dear friends..
Ah.. so u”d been to swissland too? thats great.. where r the pics ws? that instructors comment was apt too.. guess u do have to kosmic connection with cows… lols… 
The only accident i ever had in my life was beacause of a cow. Something happened and the cow started jumping right in front and i rammed my bike in her ass… got bruised all over… so join the club… u r not alone
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wow… i guess you”re the only one person who would wish for a “mad cow disease” to come back! q: