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Albert EinsteinEinstein once said that it would be hard to teach in a co-ed college since guys were only looking at girls and not listening
to the teacher. He was objected that they would be listening to
HIM very attentively, forgetting about any girls.
But such guys won’t be worth teaching, replied the great man.
After the birth of his sister Maja, the two and a half year old Albert Einstein was told he would now have something to play with. After looking at the baby he complained “Yes, but where are its wheels?”When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock. So I stopped wearing socks.-Einstein
The story is that Albert Einstein’s driver used to sit at the back of the hall during each of his lectures, and after a period of time, remarked to AE that he could probably give the lecture himself, having heard it several times. So at he next stop on the tour, AE & the driver switched places, with AE sitting at the back,
in driver’s uniform. The driver gave the lecture, flawlessly.
At the end, a member of the audience asked a detailed question
about some of the subject matter, upon which the lecturer replied,
‘well, the answer to that question is quite simple, I bet that my
driver, sitting up at the back, there, could answer it…’.
An American women’s organization protested Einstein’s visit to America grounds. Einstein replied: “Never have I experienced from the fair sex such an energetic rejection of all my advances; if it has happened, it was never by so many at once.
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