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April 15th, 2010

So, what happens when volcanoes throw up ash?
 
Flights get cancelled…but wait, I thought that only happened in movies..
 
So, what happens when flights get cancelled?
 
You don’t know what to do next, the flight officials don’t know what to do next…
 
So, what do you do next?
 
You look here, you look there, you look at the officials, you look at the other people, you look at your luggage and you bite your nails..


So, what do you do after biting your nails?
 
You wait for a bit at the airport, pay the taxi fare and come back home..
 
So, what do you do after coming back home?
 
You switch on the TV and see the volcano spewing the ash..
 
So, what do you do then?
 
You wonder…volcanoes only do that in movies or in Indonesia…not Iceland..
 
So, what do you do next?
 
You check the telugu calendar for the auspicious muhurtam to fly again..
 
So, what do you see?
 
You see all varjyam, rahu, ketu, ashtam, navam, amavas..
 ..
So, what do you do next?
 
You throw the calendar and ring the airline…
 
So, what does the airline say?
 
You see, the volcano is brewing a lot of ash..
 
So, what should I do next?
 
Please watch TV for further news…
 
So, what does the news say?
 
A major volcano is throwing ash in Iceland..
 
So, what do you think?


Iceland should have Ice and volcanoes only did that in movies….

 

So, what do you do next?
 
Err toss it..if not in the flight I have some in my shelf…time for a double vodka..