Ta thayya Ta thayya ho …
A couple of days back I was thinking of an old song which was picturised on Jumping jack Jeetendra, thunderous Sridevi and Daphli waali Daphne Jaya Pradha. I wonder if you guys remember that song,
“Tohfa, tohfa, tohfa…” Immediately after crooning the song strategically placed yellow flowers would drop from the heroine’s bosom or the hero’s white pants and the lyrics would continue…
“Laaya, Laaya, Laaya…”
Boy, I used to hum this song often in the Chitrahaar era of Doobara darshan err, I mean Doordarshan.
I would call Doordarshan as Doobaradarshan little realising that today’s TV channels are all baaps of re- runs.
Ok, so what reminded me of this song, Jaya Pradha of course? She is a political dancer these days.
I see her singing “Tohfa, Tohfa,Tohfa ….” and her devoted party workers keep crooning, “Diya, diya, diya…” while distributing the 100-100 ke notes to the one and only, "aam aadmi".
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Now, apun ka munnabhai also has decided to help the "aam aadmi" with the help of "Mulayam Amar rahen!"
I heard that Sunju baba has a fleet of phoren cars, his pride to give all the desi babes a ride.
But Sunju baba has different plans for aam aadmi !!
He says, “hamari cycle….aapki cycle aur hum sab ki cycle jis par baith kar hum ko Dilli tak jaana hai…”
Cycle par bechara aam aadmi, hum aapko iski ” Maanyata ” nahi dete.
Sunju bhai, aapki sawaari agar cycle par nikli toh bahut time na lag jaaye, itne mein kahin TADA na pakad le aapko.
Kyun khopdi ke khopche mein baat ghusi kya ki Circuit ko bhej doon !!
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Sharad Powar keeps crooning…” HE MAN…I HAVE THE eternal POWER”
His agenda seems not to worry too much about any party or rather the lack of it.
Third front or affront (Modi et al), I will continue to pull my stunt and wear the money minting POWARFUL BCCI bouffant.
If Sunju baba can do it, then why not Ajju bhai!!
Congress is helping Mohammad Azharuddin reach Hazrat Nizamuddin.
Ajju bhai's main agenda on coming to power would be to legalise betting and match fixing.
He will also make sure that the cocktail of bollywood, cricket and politics remains heady as ever for the aam aadmi.
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Jai ho has been patented by congress and why would BJP lag behind. With the perennial infighting in BJP, even they have patented a Rehman number.
These days Rajnath Singh and Arun Jaitley are singing, "hat ja hat ja re hat jaaaa hat jaaaa re..hat hat hat hat…"
Poor Advani ji , worry not !! I have a song for you too.
"Kabhi kabhi Advaniji life mein aisa hota hai..
Rajnath aur Jaitley toh bas bahut ladta hai..
Aise mein Sushma aur Modi bhi dekho kya kare..
Aap dekho PM banne ke dher saare sapney
And aam aadmi says everything's gonna be okay!!"
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Lux kya scene hai !! Oooh la la !! enter Miss Maya….
Pehle public mein cake khaati thi ab sabko dinner khilaati hai aur kehti hai,
"Chal, chal, chal mere haathi,
Le chal tu mujhe Dilli..
Banti hoon main Pradhaan Mantri
American ho yaa cheeni
Brahman ho ya teli
karti hoon sabki chutti…"
Red brigade is the first to come up with the most innovative and brand new manifesto.
Say No to capitalism, Say No to America, Say No to UPA, NDA…..
Say No…
NO is the only yes we KNOW !!
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Finally, decisions time…
Forget the election…
Screw the sikkurity..
Let's play Kirkit and dupe the aam aadmi says Lallan Jugaad to Lungi appan in Dilli.
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Rahul baba lagta hai is baar bhi aapka sheegra patan ho jaayega !!
On a serious note, I hope every Indian with a right to vote exercises it to bring in, as Laloo ji says the "Weel of the peepul".
PS: The title is inspired from the sublime poetic beauty of 1980's from the film Himmatwala. If this is not divine and profound I don't know what is !!
PS2 : Sahil..Lallan Jugaad is Lalit Modi..the perennial jugaadu chhaap dantmanjan and PC, our sofa cum bed, I mean previous finance minister to current home minister..samjhe Jee !!